The Kingdom of Oria Kingdom is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by The Velvet Caesar with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, parental licensing program, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.757 billion Orians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Industry, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oriut. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.7%.

The all-consuming Orian economy, worth 274 trillion Oryainiums a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 99,680 Oryainiums, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 447,559 per year while the poor average 13,720, a ratio of 32.6 to 1.

Beggars lack pockets for spare change, police conduct weekly raids looking for contraband cheeseburgers, elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes, and customs officials often double as wedding officiants. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Oria Kingdom's national animal is the Frost Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orianisem.

Oria Kingdom is ranked 168,602^nd in the world and 3,678^th in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 159.76 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.